Laughter is the key to a healthy relationship.
No… wait… that’s honesty. Honesty is the key to a healthy relationship. But laughter helps. It always helps.
In keeping with that, I found some quotes about love that are worth a hearty chuckle or two.
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it? –Jean Illsley Clarke
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people. –Jarod Kintz
You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale. –Hussein Nishah
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. –Richard Jeni
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it. –George Carlin
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. –Unknown
You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash. –Jarod Kintz
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. –Charles Schulz
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it never was. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that you had set it free…..
You either married it or gave birth to it. –Unknown