Angel: Excuse me, Sir/Madam? There’s someone here for you.
God: Who Is It? It Is Not Trump Is It? MyName, I Can Not Stand That Guy.
Angel: No. Believe it or not, it’s her.
God: Really? She Must Want Something. Okay, Let Her In.
Angel: The Holy Omnipresent Universal Life Force and Infinite Spirit will see you now.
Me: (reading back issue of Cosmo) Oh, okay. One second, I want to mark this article…
Me: Okay, I’m ready now.
God: Well, Look Who’s Here.
Me: Hi God! How have you been?
God: I Am Good, But Then I Am Always Good. It Has Been A While Since We Last Spoke. A Long While.
Me: Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Been kinda busy, you know?
God: Of Course I Know. I Always Know.
Me: Right. So, I was wondering if I could have your help on something?
God: I Know.
Me: Oh… um… Can I say it anyway?
God: Go Ahead. It Will Make You Feel Better.
Me: Okay, well, I’ve been working on this story and I’m kind of stuck on the ending. Any ideas?
God: You Know, It Has Always Fascinated Me What Kind Of Things Trouble You.
Me: Well, it’s been on my mind a lot.
God: I Know.
Me: Right. So… what do you think? Any ideas how I should end this thing?
God: Have You Considered Killing Everyone?
Me: What, really? Just killing them all?
God: Yes. Maybe A Plague Or Nuclear Disaster.
Me: Seems a bit extreme. Do you really think it’s a good idea?
God: I Think About It All The Time.
Me: Wow. I could have done without knowing that.
God: Don’t Worry. There’s Still That Rainbow Thing Happening.
Me: Right. Well, back to my story. I’d rather not wipe out all these characters. I’ve gotten kind of attached to them.
God: Tell Me About It.
Me: So have you got any other ideas? Anything that doesn’t involve mass murder?
God: Well, You Could Always Try Having Your Characters Reach An Understanding Of The Human Condition And Overcome Their Weaknesses By Reaching Self Awareness And An Acceptance of Universal Truth.
God: Or Like I Said, You Could Just Blow Them Up.
Me: Right. Well, I’ll give it some thought.
God: Did You Think Being A Creator Would Be Easy?
Me: Thanks for the help.
God: No Problem. Don’t Be A Stranger.