Here’s something you may not know about me: I love thrift stores. If I see one, I gotta stop. This includes on vacations.
Which is why I now know Oregon has some mighty nice thrift stores. Even their Goodwill stores border on classy. At one, the outside sign said, “Goodwill Boutique.”
You think I’m kidding, but I’m not.
Anyway, I just wanted to tell you about a sleeveless top I found, not in a thrift store but in a consignment shop. Yes, it was a good deal and it looks lovely on me, but what I really want to show you is its tag.
The top was made in Italy and was new, by which I mean it still had its original store tags. Everything, including care instructions, is in Italian. But one tag included an English translation, and I’m guessing whoever wrote it relied on Google translator.
See for yourself:
“This is strands state decorated of stone crystal product to SWAROVSKI”
(Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it?)
So yeah, the little shiny things down the front are Swarovski crystals. Pretty little top for $15, don’t you think?
It brought to mind another hot deal I came upon a few years back. It was for an espresso maker, also made in Italy, also suffering slightly in translation. My favorite part from the instructions:
“Screw strongly the top of the coffeepot on the little tank but don’t prize the handle.”
Words to live by.
I bet if we compiled our favorite mistranslations, we’d have the makings of a great book. Something worthy to be read in bathrooms everywhere.
Think about it, lovely readers. And remember — screw strongly. 😉