Time for round two in our quest to find a Bumper Sticker worthy of a good Theologian. Please drive safely and use your blinkers.
- Jesus Christ: the only product you need…
I wonder if they’ll start offering taste tests with the Real Thing? No wait, I think Jesus was marketed as The Real Thing too. Gah! I can’t keep my Colas/Saviors straight.
2. An attempt at humor…
Of course, the only reason we moved up this close was to read the flippin’ bumper sticker.
3. A chance to save your soul…
Gotta be the speediest conversion in history. Either that, or you honked because the guy cut you off. Either way, count yourself redeemed!
4. And if we can’t get you with humor, let’s give fear a shot:
This fish leaves a bad taste in my mouth. How ’bout you?
5. From a friend of the mapmaker
Ever seen the bumper sticker that says, “Don’t Follow Me, I’m Lost Too!”
Think of the poor sods following this guy around, hoping he knows the way to San Jose. Sad, isn’t it?
6. Um… is this a joke?
7. Humor & Religion are a tricky pair
Geez – All we’re doing is driving behind you, man. What did we do to deserve your contempt?
8. Question: why is non-Christian humor always funnier?
9. On a more serious note, this one pisses me off big time
Anyone who’d put this on their car is seriously lacking in compassion and intelligence. To imply that anyone suffering from depression is simply ungrateful, or that all they have to do is count their blessings… well, they can just take this bumper sticker and… (***censored***)
10. And this one just confuses me
Can anyone explain this to me? All I can think is they’re saying we should never have doubts or question… um… what? The Bible? God? Our faith?
If that’s the case, then a big thumbs down for this one too. One, for being confusing as hell. Two, for implying true faith never allows for doubt.
So after reviewing 10 bumper stickers last week, and 10 more today, we come up with a grand total of ZERO bumper stickers worthy of our trusty Theologian.
This Space Shall Remain a Sticker-Free Zone
Until next week,
Vaya con Dios