Even More Bad Theology From Facebook

wp_20170104_14_18_20_proWhen I first had the idea of a Bad Theology series, I knew I wouldn’t lack for examples.

It’s just that… well… shoot. I wish it wasn’t so gosh-darned easy.

This was found on Facebook last week. As in, the week before Easter. Holy Week.

Sigh.

Facebook post

Things like this used to piss me off big time, because I thought they made Christians look stupid. And then I’d get all judgemental and “geez, what are churches teaching these people,” and so on.

Then someone from my church posted one.

Augh! Not someone from MY church! Nooooooo!

I couldn’t let it slide, so I left a comment. A simple one. Something along the lines of, “Pretty sure that’s not how it works.”

Honestly, you’d thought I opened the floodgates. Suddenly people were commenting right and left, every last one of them in complete agreement with me. Yeah!

But what about my church friend? What led him to post such a ridiculous meme?

He explained it this way: “Yeah, I know it doesn’t work like that. But the problem is I read it and I’m too superstitious. I can’t let it go.”

So, to recap:

  1. He admitted it was Bad Theology
  2. He admitted he was superstitious
  3. He posted it anyway

Sigh.

I know I’m probably wasting my breath, but here goes: If you’re superstitious and can’t let these sort of things pass, because you’re certain something really, really bad might possibly-at-one-time-maybe-not-now-but-soon happen to you, then let me reassure you. I have never once shared one of those posts. Not ever. Nor will I.

So far, so good. I’m golden.

Still worried?

Look at it this way. If you have a blanket rule of never posting or sharing dumb religious memes, you won’t ever run the risk of having this on your wall:

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Because, you know, that’s Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan.

Friends don’t let friends post stupid memes. Just say no.

Sigh.

Until next time,
Vaya con Dios

Author: C. J. Hartwell

Christi lives in Phoenix with Husband, Son, Daughter, and Dog. She enjoys moonlit walks on the beach, but as she doesn't live anywhere near a beach, she's usually in bed by 9:30.

25 thoughts on “Even More Bad Theology From Facebook”

    1. Amazing how much respect I’ve lost for some people, once we’ve become friends on facebook!

      I’m nearly ready for NYC – just a few more things to panic about, then I’ll be set! OMG!!!

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  1. Well, rest assured–any chain messages claiming anything at all (“If you’re a real friend, don’t break the chain,” “You’ll be cast into utter darkness if you don’t send this to 100 of your closest friends,” etc.,) find a dead end/black hole in me, even if they’re something I like. It’s a matter of pride.

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    1. Same here. There have been a few that I really liked, considered sharing, then it ends with, “Share if you agree. I know 99% of you won’t…” etc.
      If you *know* they won’t share, why are you sending it?
      Sigh.

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    1. Haha! Yes, I’m sure their New York moxie makes them immune.
      You’re probably right, thinking is rarely involved in sharing memes. Though the guilt or superstition angle must work, as you sure see a lot of it out there.

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    1. Weird, I found this comment in my spam folder. (You’ve been unspammed 🙂)
      They are frustrating, aren’t they? I can never decide if it’s better to ignore them or comment. I felt obligated to when someone from our church posted one, but I don’t know how much good it does. Unless it tells the world, “hey, we’re not ALL looney!”

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  2. I couldn’t resist, I posted the Ewan McGregor on my Facebook!! I couldn’t help myself, it was just TOO Funny!!! Plus I love Star Wars, oh yeah, and Jesus.

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    1. Admit it — you CREATED the Ewan McGregor meme!
      What’s more funny is that so many people thought it was the real thing! One person, after being teased, defended himself with, “I don’t care who it’s a picture of, it’s the message that’s important.”
      Um… you mean the message that you’re a dope?

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      1. Oh if I created it, the whole world would have known! I would have been so proud and announced it.
        I did create a hashtag once. I was in the restroom and I tweeted, “peeing and tweeting, #tweetinating.” One of my prouder moments for sure. My mom acted like she was ashamed, but I know she was proud deep down.
        Incidentally, she liked my Ewan McGregor post! I don’t think she got it.

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  3. Yes, and it’s even worse when your own family believes these things really work. Talk about being the Black Sheep. Next time I’m going to tell them that I know the Dark Arts and will put a spell on them all. That’ll show them.

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  4. And you KNOW I am just yearning to slap Ewan on my Facebook page and create havoc along certain branches of my family tree. But since Grant (above) has already done such, I shall refrain. Wait, does this mean I just broke the chain and I won’t get to be in the next Star Wars episode? OMG! (NYC!)

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  5. I know some people who think posting those memes proves they are Christians.

    I’m pretty sure that isn’t what Jesus had in mind when he told us to preach the gospel and make disciples. Just saying…….

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