Haha! Yeah, wouldn’t it be great? And it works on so many levels:
Coworker: You can’t leave early! We have to finish the project!
Me: I can’t explain. It’s a God thing.
I put complete faith in the hope that you included the R.E.M. reference just to satisfy me endlessly. And if you didn’t, please lie, because the grin on my face is too satisfying to endure a counterpoint… 😉
😂😂
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Peace out! Hahaha! Great piece and very apropos
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Thanks Diane!
I’m having waaaay too much fun with this. 😉
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I love this…The best line, “The HOA can take a flying piss”… and, “it’s a God thing”, my new excuse for everything.
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I admit, I giggled a lot as I wrote this. Glad you found it funny as well! 😀
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I SO wish I was brave enough to just say ‘it’s a God thing’ to random strangers when they give me that look – you don’t have that? Just me then!
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Haha! Yeah, wouldn’t it be great? And it works on so many levels:
Coworker: You can’t leave early! We have to finish the project!
Me: I can’t explain. It’s a God thing.
Oh my, the possibilities are endless!
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This is the germ of an idea worthy of fast and furious development 😊
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I love this!
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So glad you enjoyed it! Thanks!
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I put complete faith in the hope that you included the R.E.M. reference just to satisfy me endlessly. And if you didn’t, please lie, because the grin on my face is too satisfying to endure a counterpoint… 😉
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You know it baby. 😉
I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try
But that was just a dream, That was just a dream
That’s me in the corner, That’s me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
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Brilliant, Christi! You’ve outdone yourself – yet again. What amazes me is not that much has changed since before the flood.
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Aw, thanks Roo!
I suppose you’re right, we humans are a troublesome lot.
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