18 thoughts on “Bible Story in Text: Noah’s Ark, part 2”
A grand opportunity and he blows it. Personally, I am on her side here.
Right? I think Noah has a lot to answer for here. 😉
I never considered all those pesky insects. She should have gone to ACE Hardware and bought a couple of Bombs, screw the flyswatter.
Even better, have you ever tried those Terro Liquid ant baits? Whoa, howdy, talk about a weapon of mass destruction! They wipe out whole colonies and never leave a trace!
Thanks, I’m going try it before I go crazy and the dog runs away from home.
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For some reason, this line just killed me: “I’d rather not say.” I got the giggles, which may or may not indicate a personal vitamin deficiency…
Sounds like your lacking vitamin D. You should get out more, maybe take a walk in the afternoon sun. Careful for the skeeters. 😉
I with Mrs. Noah. Here’s the deal. Mosquitoes hatch in 24 hours — OMG 40 days — Noah you basta……!
Yeah, there’s so much he has to answer for. The old man was just waaaay too literal.
Yeah, and he forgot the unicorns
Reality is a b – insert your word of choice there, 🙂
Truer words were never censored. 😏
Do we think that Noah had a premonition that JC would later say ‘the meek shall inherit and imagined he would be talking about biters and flies, perhaps?
Interesting thought. They will survive us all, no doubt. 🐛
Someone… please… stop… I’m worried I’ll laugh to death. I’m sure Noah spaced over the part of the instructions stating that flies and mosquitoes proliferate at an astounding pace, so it would’ve been okay to kill some off…
We should probably cut him some slack, beings how he was 600 years old. 😉
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A grand opportunity and he blows it. Personally, I am on her side here.
Right? I think Noah has a lot to answer for here. 😉
I never considered all those pesky insects. She should have gone to ACE Hardware and bought a couple of Bombs, screw the flyswatter.
Even better, have you ever tried those Terro Liquid ant baits? Whoa, howdy, talk about a weapon of mass destruction! They wipe out whole colonies and never leave a trace!
Thanks, I’m going try it before I go crazy and the dog runs away from home.
🙂
😎
For some reason, this line just killed me: “I’d rather not say.” I got the giggles, which may or may not indicate a personal vitamin deficiency…
Sounds like your lacking vitamin D. You should get out more, maybe take a walk in the afternoon sun. Careful for the skeeters. 😉
I with Mrs. Noah. Here’s the deal. Mosquitoes hatch in 24 hours — OMG 40 days — Noah you basta……!
Yeah, there’s so much he has to answer for. The old man was just waaaay too literal.
Yeah, and he forgot the unicorns
Reality is a b – insert your word of choice there, 🙂
Truer words were never censored. 😏
Do we think that Noah had a premonition that JC would later say ‘the meek shall inherit and imagined he would be talking about biters and flies, perhaps?
Interesting thought. They will survive us all, no doubt. 🐛
Someone… please… stop… I’m worried I’ll laugh to death. I’m sure Noah spaced over the part of the instructions stating that flies and mosquitoes proliferate at an astounding pace, so it would’ve been okay to kill some off…
We should probably cut him some slack, beings how he was 600 years old. 😉