The woman with the most elegant home,
Wins an all-paid vacation to the city of Rome.
And the mother who births the smartest babies,
Gets a brand-new, red, convertible Mercedes.
And the woman who chants, “I’m so busy” the most,
Gains the respect of all, on account of her boast.
So for goodness sake, I hope you’re keeping score,
Cause if there ain’t no prizes, then what’s it all for?
Feeding on Folly 
I feel much better about my life now =>
We aim to please! 😉
Could you write it in Greek, I might have a better chance.
I’m no Aristophanes, but I’ll do what I can. 😉
Personally, I think you have like a million points. If I were judge, you get Rome, car, and chocolate.
Oh good! The chocolate is a needed addition, so thanks for your thoughtfulness! 😉
Nice one, explains the hole concept of over achievement nicely.
Thanks, Claudette! I figured it’s about time we let our kids off the hook when it comes to feeding our competitive natures. 😏
Bingo! (And this is why I escape to cabins whenever possible.)
Aw, man! You got the best prize of all!
yes!
🙂
No prizes!!! Well, that sucks. I missed the “trip to Rome” but was working on the “respect of all.”
Dang! And you were so close!