I just found out that due to the pandemic, the earliest I’ll be back to work is May 4th.
That means a whole month of not working!
I think Husband is worried. Not because of finances, but because… well, for this first week off I’ve mopped the floors, vacuumed twice, baked bread, repotted all my houseplants, prepped a basement wall for painting and boxed up all our Christmas lights.
Oh, this also makes my fourth post this week? So yeah. He’s a little worried.
But I don’t know why. It’s not like I really think those plans I downloaded are feasible. I mean, where would I even buy the rocket fuel?
(Seriously. Do you know where I can buy rocket fuel? Let me know soon, okay?)
In the meantime, we’ve got a big announcement. We’re starting a new feature!
And if you’ve been paying any attention at all, you should have some inkling as to what it is.
That’s right! We’re starting a Bad Joke feature.
Look, I even made a logo for it:
Real professional, don’t you think?
Starting this Monday, I’ll post a couple jokes to get the ball rolling. Then you step in with your own joke in the comments.
(Oh, and I doubt it needs to be said because I know you’re all lovely people, but only nice jokes permitted. Nothing racist, sexist, or any other kind of -ist. K?)
The bad joke I like best will be showcased the following Monday for everyone to admire and heap praise upon.
An added inducement: if you’re the winner, I’ll post the link to your blog if you’re a blogger. And if you’re not a blogger, I’ll just say nice things about you.
Though more likely, I’ll just make fun of your shoes.
So start thinking of a joke now, okay? And stay tuned for Monday!