Bad Joke Monday has arrived!

Are you as excited as I am?!

No?… oh.

Well, thanks for showing up anyway.

As stated a few days ago, we’re starting a new feature. With its own logo and everything!

Here’s how it works: I’ll start things off with a couple jokes, which may or may not make you giggle but will certainly make you groan. Then you add your own joke in the comments.

(Also as stated before but is worth repeating for our newbies: Playground rules apply. No pushing, shoving or name-calling. Play nice.)

If I deem your joke extra groan-worthy, it will be showcased in next Monday’s edition along with a link to your blog, should you have one.

Got it?

Okay, here’s my first joke:

What’s the leading cause of divorce?


(You know, it’s rude to roll your eyes like that.)

Listen, to make it up to you I’ll illustrate my next one:

What is it called when a couple argues over their morning coffee?

Couple arguing

Grounds for divorce!


Now it’s your turn. Add your joke in the comments and may the best groaner win!

32 thoughts on “Bad Joke Monday has arrived!

    1. Right?! I’m so glad you appreciate the difficult task we’ve undertaken.
      What we’re looking for is a joke with a level of perfect badness that sets it apart. A certain je na sais quois to lift it above the rest.
      I must say. You come close. 😀

  1. OMG! OMG! Elephant jokes, light bulb jokes, divorce jokes! I’m in bad joke overload. Okay, okay, okay, I can do this — What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

  2. Your new Monday feature is off to a great start, Christi. I laughed at all of them. So far, I think the getting down from the duck joke was the worst. Did you know there are only three kinds of people in the world? Those that can count and those that can’t count.

    1. Shoot – another comment WordPress hid from me (see below). So sorry I missed your entry. My regrets are so numerous… if I could only count the ways… 😉

    1. I’ve been having issues with WordPress not giving me notifications on comments — I only saw this by accident, and here it was a great joke!
      Sorry JC — hope you’re doing well!

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