Hey gang, it’s time for another edition of… wait for it…
As promised, we studied last week’s submissions offered by our illustrious readers and we must say, your overall sense of humor is highly questionable. Of course, that’s what we count on here at Feeding on Folly, so no worries on that score.
But just so we’re all aware: the bar has been set and right now it’s so low we have yet to unearth it.
In any case, we are pleased to report we have found a winner! And by winner, we mean a real stinker.
Our Bad Joke of the Week comes to us courtesy of WD Fyfe of Vancouver!
*WD enters to wild applause*
*He takes a bow*
*trips leaving stage*
You can find WD’s blog here: https://wdfyfe.net/, or just click on the graphic above. And yes, that’s him in the snazzy hat and suit. He’s one swell dancer. He also has a great tagline to his blog: “A Sideways Glare at Contemporary Society.”
Seriously, go check out his blog. You’ll be glad you did.
And now for his joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ain’t that a kick in the pants?
Well done, WD. That truly is a baddie. Thanks for playing.
You want to know what the best part of WD’s joke is? It’s the perfect setup for my absolute favorite bad joke of all time:
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take it for a drag!
Oh gosh, that one just slays me…
*wipes away tears*
*checks mascara in mirror*
*forgets she hasn’t worn makeup since stay-at-home orders began*
*hasn’t worn a bra either*
Oh hey, I just checked my notes and according to our Bad Joke Monday rules, I’m supposed to give you two jokes of my own.
Well, beings how we seem to have a bit of a theme going on here:
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You can call him whatever you want. He’s not coming.
I’m telling ya, you just can’t go wrong with a legless dog joke.
Okay, now it’s your turn. Put your best bad joke in the comments (with or without legs) and I’ll choose one to highlight and possibly illustrate (no guarantee) next Monday.