I know you’re as excited as I am over this, so let’s leap right in…
As you may recall, in our previous episode the bad jokes arrived like clockwork. All we had to do was ask and then – whoosh – all good taste flew out the window, never to return.
Truly, it was inspiring.
As to who won the coveted prize of having their bad joke showcased for all the world to see, though the competition was fierce, our selection was made rather quickly.
Not simply because the joke made us snort milk up our nose, but because it seemed like a fun joke to illustrate. (On this score we were wrong, but whatever.)
Any hoo… the winner of last week’s Bad Joke Monday is….
Andrew from Andrew’s View of the Week!
Before we move on to Andrew’s joke, I want to make sure you head on over to Andrew’s site. You need to do this for three reasons:
- He’s a nice guy. Like, an actual, honest-to-goodness nice guy. (I know, right?!)
- His posts might be on woodworking, gardening, poetry, photography, cats, or it might be short little quips that make you snicker. Whatever he does, you’re sure to enjoy your visit.
- And if you don’t visit, he’s likely to wonder why he bothered taking part in my Bad Joke Monday at all. (Though he won’t say anything about it because, you know, he’s a nice guy.)
And with that, here’s Andrew’s joke:
So my neighbor was knocking on my door at 3:00 am.
Can you believe that? 3 AM.
Lucky for him I was still awake playing my drums.
Yeah, so that’s my attempt at drawing Andrew playing drums. (I gave him sunglasses so he’d look cool.)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to draw drums? Or cymbals?!
We’re talking a lot of circles and curves and… just…. ugh!
Try it and you’ll see what what I mean.
Ugh!
Moving on, I’ve got a couple of my own jokes for you:
What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Hehehe…
And here’s the other one:
Do you know how to get a musician off your doorstep?
Pay him for the pizza!
Ha!
All right friends, you know the drill. Put your bad joke in the comments below and be sure to check in next week for the winner!
Feeding on Folly 
Why did JS Bach have so many children?
Because he didn’t have any organ stops.
Congrats to Andrew!
Haha! Another one I’ve heard: Why did Bach stop after having 20 children? His organ was Baroque. 😉
What do you call a Nun who sleep walks?
A roam’n Catholic …
and thanks for all the kind words about my blog – wow I really do all that. I’ll have to read it.
Oooh, that’s a good joke. Too bad you won already. 😉
And yeah, you should definitely check out your blog. I think it’s right up your alley.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh !
Oh geez — I didn’t see that coming! 😉
Bahaha!
As the First Winner of Bad Joke Monday I want to congratulate Andrew — so I will. Congratulations! The competition for this coveted prize (and the accompanying graphics) is fierce. Believe me, I know. (Did I mention I was the first winner?) Anyway, as the first winner, this is my latest bad joke …
First man: I just pull a prank on my wife. I switched all the labels on her spices.
Second man: Has she noticed yet?
First man: Not yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.
I keep forgetting, were you the first winner? 😉
Your joke – pretty punny!
Yes, yes I was. Cool graphics BTW. cheers
Aw… thanks!
Canadiana:
What do you call an RCMP officer when he is standing on the ground?
Royal Canadian Dismounted Police.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
Wow — a double entry that covers TWO continents! Impressive! 😀
Andrew’s drummer joke was a scream, and a well-deserved winner! My entry this week:
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One you will see later, and the other you will see in a while.
I’m betting you might like to sketch some reptiles this week.
Okay, now that’s a groaner for sure!
Well played, Joe!
Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says to the second, “have you heard about this mad cow disease? It makes cows go crazy and then they die.” The second cow says, “ Good thing I’m a bear.”
😉
Congratulations, Andrew. 🙂
See, now this is what makes a perfect joke. We’re left to wonder, is it madness or just your everyday bovine existential crisis? 😀
😀
As previously confessed, I’m really bad at this. I’m not sure what the mental block might be. It’s a proven fact that I have released a great many clunkers at Bonnywood so, clearly, it’s not that I’m incapable. Perhaps it’s performance anxiety? A buried childhood trauma? Laziness?
Wait. Maybe this is it: I have a neurotic fear that the illustration you whip up of me truly, should I win, will be so precisely on-target that I will be forced to gaze upon The Mirror of Truth and reformulate my entire self-conception.
No, it’s probably just the laziness… 😉
Hate to tell you this, Brian, but I have been sketching you for years now. Just say the word (any word) and I will show you all the numerous drawings I’ve made of you in a variety of poses.
Oh hell, maybe I’ll just show you anyway. Maybe I’ll make a whole post of them.
Possibly a book?
Still feeling lazy? 😉
It’s time for a bar joke:
A grasshopper hops into a bar and sits down. The bartender says “hey, we have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, incredulous, “You have a drink named Steve?”
Okay, this made me laugh in a most unladylike manner… Steve!!! — Hahaha!
And somehow it works best with the name Steve. No other name would work as well. 😀
Andrew has a great sense of humor and is a talented individual. That joke reflects him perfectly..:)
Yes, he is indeed talented — though what sort of drummer he is, I’m not sure. 😉
I was just reading an article discussing why dogs turn in circles a few times before lying down. They claimed it had something to do with evolution.
Poppycock. Everyone knows it’s because one good turn deserves another.
*snicker* Nicely told and educational too!