I know you’re as excited as I am over this, so let’s leap right in…
As you may recall, in our previous episode the bad jokes arrived like clockwork. All we had to do was ask and then – whoosh – all good taste flew out the window, never to return.
Truly, it was inspiring.
As to who won the coveted prize of having their bad joke showcased for all the world to see, though the competition was fierce, our selection was made rather quickly.
Not simply because the joke made us snort milk up our nose, but because it seemed like a fun joke to illustrate. (On this score we were wrong, but whatever.)
Any hoo… the winner of last week’s Bad Joke Monday is….
Andrew from Andrew’s View of the Week!
Before we move on to Andrew’s joke, I want to make sure you head on over to Andrew’s site. You need to do this for three reasons:
- He’s a nice guy. Like, an actual, honest-to-goodness nice guy. (I know, right?!)
- His posts might be on woodworking, gardening, poetry, photography, cats, or it might be short little quips that make you snicker. Whatever he does, you’re sure to enjoy your visit.
- And if you don’t visit, he’s likely to wonder why he bothered taking part in my Bad Joke Monday at all. (Though he won’t say anything about it because, you know, he’s a nice guy.)
And with that, here’s Andrew’s joke:
So my neighbor was knocking on my door at 3:00 am.
Can you believe that? 3 AM.
Lucky for him I was still awake playing my drums.
Yeah, so that’s my attempt at drawing Andrew playing drums. (I gave him sunglasses so he’d look cool.)
Do you have any idea how hard it is to draw drums? Or cymbals?!
We’re talking a lot of circles and curves and… just…. ugh!
Try it and you’ll see what what I mean.
Moving on, I’ve got a couple of my own jokes for you:
What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
And here’s the other one:
Do you know how to get a musician off your doorstep?
Pay him for the pizza!
All right friends, you know the drill. Put your bad joke in the comments below and be sure to check in next week for the winner!