Hello, all you lovers of bad jokes and questionable taste. Another Bad Joke Monday has arrived!
We’ve not checked our captain’s log to be sure, but we’re fairly certain this is the longest we’ve ever stuck to a regular feature on this blog. Which just goes to show, lock us up in a house for eight weeks and there’s no telling what will come of it.
Side note: My God, how I miss eating out! I mean, sure, we can still do takeout and we have, but it’s just not the same.
Where’s my complimentary bread basket? Where’s my overpriced glass of wine?!
Moving on, this week’s winner is a real life-saver, reminding us that dining out isn’t always in your best interest.
Put your hands together now as she takes the stage, our winner this week is:
I haven’t been a follower of Lynette’s blog long, but it was a mistake I corrected quite happily a few months ago. Her site is multilayered, sometimes serious, sometimes humorous, always entertaining. Plus, her pictures are lovely.
Also, her joke telling is stellar. Case in point, her entry from last week:
You hear about the new restaurant named Karma?
You get what you deserve.
Lynette said she was told this joke by a friend who heard her talking about Bad Joke Monday.
Meaning… People are discussing Bad Joke Monday with their friends?!?
Before I get a big head over that, I better get on with presenting my joke for the week.
Did you hear they put a restaurant on the moon?
The food is great but there’s no atmosphere.
You know, I’m not quite sure what I’m most proud of with this illustration: the woman astronaut (You caught she was female, right?) or the burger. I mean, that’s one damn fine burger right there.
Okay, now it’s your turn: Leave your bad joke in the comments below and check back next week to see if yours is chosen to be illustrated.
And tell your friends! 🙂