Not to worry though. We’re sure to bounce back because bad jokes have a way of doing that.
So let’s push our fears aside and leap right into…
What is the similarity between a percussionist and a philosopher?
They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
As someone who appreciates both music and philosophy, this joke was aces in my book. Except I know from experience drawing drums is no fun, so illustrating this pun made me glum.
(Let us pause here a moment to admire my rhyming back there… god, that was good.)
Anyway, not feeling up to drawing a drum set, I decided to recycle my last one but add a caption to make it relevant:
This is what we call eco-illustrating.
To our musical humor, Husband (a trumpet player) added one of his own,
How can you tell a trumpeter is at your door?
The doorbell keeps rushing.
I married a funny guy, amiright?
From music, we turn to measurements…
Lynette d’Arty-Cross from In the Net! (and Canada) wrote:
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilos overnight.
There would be mass confusion.
Great joke, yeah? But as I told Lynette, just imagine all the women finally at peace with the number they see on their scales.
I feel so happy for this woman. I really do. And I hope she enjoys the extra helping of dessert she’ll have tonight to celebrate.
From there we turn to our master of bad jokes, our first-time winner of Bad Joke Monday and all-around twisted individual: WD from WD Fyfe who gave us this one…
I hope I die in my sleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
And with that we just sailed over the cliff.
If you want to see us land into next week safely, be sure to add your joke to the comments below. 😀