In a previous post, I lamented the lack of philosophical writings for women. A collection of ideas where the chief goal was to empower, embolden, and other em-words like that there.
But was it true? Did we really lack such writings, or was I falling into a “poor me” mentality, as satisfying as it is lazy? I had to find out.
My trip to the library produced mixed results. The reading materials were plentiful and the cold brew coffee sold in their cafe (only $3.95) was lovely. The problem, as I saw it, was that the writings focused too much on what was wrong with women. They came from a premise that we were broken. Battered down and weakened.
After two hours of disheartening research, I bought another cold brew and headed home.
That was when my trip took an interesting turn. Continue reading “Recent Discovery: the Diary of a Noble Woman”
Ordinarily I’m not one to namedrop, but the fact is, I know Mr. and Mrs. Claus personally.
Fact is, I work with them. They’ve been working at our school since last August. Continue reading “The Truth About Mr. & Mrs. Claus”
A couple days ago someone asked me, “How do you sleep at night?” and I responded, “Fine, thanks.”
Only later did it occur to me the woman was probably being snarky. Especially as we were discussing how overly involved some parents were and I said my kids didn’t have that problem, as most of the time they were lucky if I remembered I had kids.
And that was when she asked about my sleep habits. Which upon reflection was a pretty quick change in topic, so yeah… she was probably being snarky. Continue reading “Dreaming of Captain Kangaroo and Chocolate Rum Pie”
Beings how I scheduled this post ahead of time, I have no idea how the election turned out. Therefore, I shall make a prediction.
- The sun rose today
- The birds sang
- The neighbor’s dog pooped in my yard
One more thing that’s fairly safe to predict: No matter who won, the other side is plenty unhappy about it.
It’s times like these when we need to step back, seek wisdom from our philosophers, and eat cookies.
(Not many people know this, but philosophers regularly ate cookies. If they look morose, it’s because someone over baked them.)
So whether your candidate won or lost, consider these philosophical musings, as well as a cookie recipe that promises world peace. (No, really!)
Continue reading “The Election is Over; It’s Time for Philosophy and Cookies”
If you work in an office, you’ve no doubt seen your share of anonymous notes. Maybe even written one?
It’s all right if you have. You’re safe here.
Anonymous notes are great for several reasons: Continue reading “The Fine Art of an Anonymous Note”
We’ve grown apart over the years and lately, I’ve been thinking we were never meant to be together.
Do you remember when we first met? It was in that aerobics class in college. I was looking for an easy A, you showed up about a month later. I was impressed with your strength and… well, your flatness. And somehow you made me feel more pretty when we were together. Continue reading “It’s Finished Flat Abs. I’m Over You.”
In Which Our Alter Egos Discuss Life’s Purpose, Kierkekaard, and Peach Cobbler
If you missed our previous episode, click here.
Reporter: Hello everyone. Thank you for giving us another chance today. I know we haven’t made the best impression the last few times.
Editor: Speak for yourself.
Reporter: What? You think you make a good impression? Don’t make me laugh.
Editor: I’m the only one who makes sense, so yes, I always make a good impression.
Reporter: (sighs) Maybe we should just start our discussion. And when we’re done, we can eat the Peach Cobbler I made. Is that all right with you?
Editor: Yes. I searched the room so I’m satisfied.
Reporter: What do you mean you ‘searched the room’?
Continue reading “Welcome to My Existential Crisis, Episode 5”
It’s occurred to me that I haven’t shared a recipe with you in a long while. To make up for it, I’m giving you my recipe for prize-winning blueberry muffins. More on that later.
For now, I want to tell you about my recent experience, not with winning, but with awarding prizes.
We have a very active parent group on campus who sometimes host brunches for staff and gives away prizes. Recently they added a monthly drawing where teachers can win a rather large gift basket filled with discount cards, food, and other doo-dads.
The first winner was selected a few days ago. I was given the task of delivering it.
This is not unusual. About three or four times a year, the parent group will drop off at my desk eight or so gift cards with balloons attached, and ask me to email the teachers who won. The first time it happened, being a rookie, I did just that.
You know what happens if you sport eight to ten colorful balloons at your desk? Continue reading “And the Winner is…”
In which Grandma and I have a chat while making rhubarb dessert.
A few posts back, Brian of Bonnywood mentioned in a comment his Granny’s way of writing recipes, which led to a discussion of potatoes and the proper use of sarcasm.
Long story short, I wound up hunting for my grandma’s recipes, and you know what? I found the one my mom received after telling Grandma, “Write down everything!”
This is what Grandma gave her: Continue reading “Cookin’ With Grandma”