You may not believe this, but I wrote this piece long before the news about a certain Hollywood producer hit the fan. But given the subject matter — a powerful man taking advantage of a powerless girl — it really shouldn’t surprise anyone.
For context, read II Samuel, chapter 11, verses 1-4 …
Four missed calls
A new take on an old story.
If Samson was smart, he’d get a new number.
Three missed calls
Will Samson find a match on OkCupid?
Will Samson find love?
Let’s find out!
This is Samson.
Samson is strong. Samson is very strong.
But Samson is lonely.
Samson opens an account on OkCupid.
This is what Samson’s profile says:
Hi! I'm Samson and I am a spiritual warrior and judge. I never drink, shave or cut my hair. Also, I can kill a lion with my bare hands.
Seeking: A woman who understands me.
Religious preference: Parents are hoping for a nice Jewish girl, but I'm open.
Continue reading “Seeking Delilah: Samson Tries Online Dating”
I’ve skipped a couple weeks of Bad Theology posts. Did you notice?
It wasn’t that I wasn’t finding plenty examples of Bad Theology, only I got involved in setting up a Facebook page for this blog. But now I’m back.
Though for today we’re gonna take a little detour toward Good Theology, with a little help from Jim Croce. Continue reading “Good Theology for Good Friday”