Merricat knows how to open cabinets. She’s quite good at it. She paws at the bottom corner, careful not to scratch the finish (she’s very considerate that way). As soon as the door opens just a bit, she sticks her paw in and pulls. It’s marvelous really, how clever she is. But her real talent… Read More My Clever Cat Earns Her Keep
Mine’s so clean you can eat off it! But please, don’t eat off it, okay? I just mopped. (Use a table why don’t you?) The other day a coworker and I were discussing kitchen floors, as you do, and I told her something I’ve never told anyone before. That being, my method for cleaning said… Read More Bet My Kitchen Floor is Cleaner Than Your Kitchen Floor
Last week I used a public restroom. Horrifying, right? But I didn’t have a choice. And since I was in Target in a decent part of town, I thought I was safe. What I didn’t realize was that it was previously occupied by someone who hates public restrooms more than I do. We’re talking a… Read More Public Restrooms: The Bane of My Existence
This last week, I lost my sunglasses. To fully understand the tragedy of this event, you must know that this was my favorite pair of sunglasses. They were stylish, lightweight, fit me perfectly, and were dark enough that if someone was talking to me, I could ignore them completely and they never knew. Oh, and they… Read More Cleanliness is Next to Insanity. Also, a Review of Cat Litter.