I had every intention of posting something funny yesterday. Had a headline and everything. It was going to read: My new vacuum cleaner sucks Get it? My vacuum cleaner sucks? Hahaha… I bought the vacuum on New Year’s Day (because I’m a woman who knows how to start off the year right) and honestly, I’m… Read More On blogging, rioters, and general suckage
This last Tuesday, I spent most of the afternoon tidying up my writing-slash-drawing desk because I found it difficult to be creative in such a mess. You could say it was an excuse because in truth, I wasn’t feeling particularly creative on Tuesday. You might also give me a side-eye because – let’s get real… Read More Lessons from my drawing pad
Merricat knows how to open cabinets. She’s quite good at it. She paws at the bottom corner, careful not to scratch the finish (she’s very considerate that way). As soon as the door opens just a bit, she sticks her paw in and pulls. It’s marvelous really, how clever she is. But her real talent… Read More My Clever Cat Earns Her Keep
Mine’s so clean you can eat off it! But please, don’t eat off it, okay? I just mopped. (Use a table why don’t you?) The other day a coworker and I were discussing kitchen floors, as you do, and I told her something I’ve never told anyone before. That being, my method for cleaning said… Read More Bet My Kitchen Floor is Cleaner Than Your Kitchen Floor
Last week I used a public restroom. Horrifying, right? But I didn’t have a choice. And since I was in Target in a decent part of town, I thought I was safe. What I didn’t realize was that it was previously occupied by someone who hates public restrooms more than I do. We’re talking a… Read More Public Restrooms: The Bane of My Existence
