We’ve grown apart over the years and lately, I’ve been thinking we were never meant to be together. Do you remember when we first met? It was in that aerobics class in college. I was looking for an easy A, you showed up about a month later. I was impressed with your strength and… well,… Read More It’s Finished Flat Abs. I’m Over You.
In Which Our Alter Egos Discuss Life’s Purpose, Kierkekaard, and Peach Cobbler If you missed our previous episode, click here. Reporter: Hello everyone. Thank you for giving us another chance today. I know we haven’t made the best impression the last few times. Editor: Speak for yourself. Reporter: What? You think you make a good… Read More Welcome to My Existential Crisis, Episode 5
In which Grandma and I have a chat while making rhubarb dessert. … Read More Cookin’ With Grandma
Not sure how it happened, but somehow I got on the mailing list for Ted Cruz. A letter came about a week ago, in an ordinary envelope, addressed to me. In the upper left corner it read: U.S. Senator Ted Cruz Personal Business Not Printed or Mailed at Taxpayer Expense Normally I toss all political… Read More On the Mysteries of Mailing Lists & Ted Cruz