This is Samson.
Samson is strong. Samson is very strong.
But Samson is lonely.
Samson opens an account on OkCupid.
This is what Samson’s profile says:
Hi! I'm Samson and I am a spiritual warrior and judge. I never drink, shave or cut my hair. Also, I can kill a lion with my bare hands. Seeking: A woman who understands me. Religious preference: Parents are hoping for a nice Jewish girl, but I'm open.