I’m sure this is a fine establishment. A lovely bed and breakfast in the historic downtown area of Glendale Arizona.
All the same, I rather not take a chance.
Good morning, ma’am. How did you sleep? I hope the room was to your satisfaction?
Well, yes, only I kept hearing footsteps in the room above me.
That’s impossible ma’am. There is no room above you.
What are you talking about? Of course there’s a room above me. I saw a man walk up the stairs last night.
You must have imagined it.
You bear a striking resemblance to Charles Boyer. Has anyone ever told you that?
Never. Here’s the coffee you ordered.
I didn’t order coffee.
Yes you did.
No I didn’t. I don’t like coffee.
Of course you do. You love coffee.
I do?
Here’s your spinach omelet.
But I didn’t–
Yes you did.
Hey, did the lights just dim?
It’s your imagination. Drink the coffee ma’am. You’ll feel better.
