Hello all and welcome to another exciting episode of Bad Joke Monday, where this week we hit a major milestone! Or at least we think we did. We might be wrong. We don’t think we’re wrong… I mean, we researched it… pretty sure we’re right… Only if we’re wrong it would be kind of embarrassing…… Read More Bad Joke Monday goes to work
Yesterday was Donut Day at the convent. Also known as Shrove Tuesday. Not being Catholic, there are many things I missed out on as far as pre-Lenten traditions go, donuts being one of them. I’m told some people have pancakes. Reason being, it helps them get rid of oil and sugar for their Lenten fast.… Read More On donuts, fasting and the myth of willpower
For the last week or so at work, the various departments have been emailing Christmas greetings to all the employees. Most of them just have a graphic with a “Merry Christmas” message, a few showing more creativity than others. The couple I work with, known here as Mr. & Mrs. Boss, wanted to do something… Read More A digital Nativity tale
Hello, my friends. I don’t think I’ve ever shared a Rolling Stone article with you, so guess it’s time we corrected that. If you’ve ever wondered why so many conservative Christians support Trump and you’ve got 15 minutes to spare, read this: Why the Christian Right Worships Donald Trump. I’ve seen other articles address the… Read More On the cover of the Rolling Stone… and other matters of faith
Recently at work I found this email in my spam folder. It was such a delight, I simply had to share it with you. I’m giving it to you intact, exactly as it came to me. Before you read it, I just want to point out how visually stunning this email is. With its random… Read More Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
I have a fantasy that one day I will work among adults who do not celebrate their birthdays. It’s not that I deny I’m getting older (still alive at 55). It’s just that I’m an adult now and frankly, it seems a little silly. Living one more year isn’t that big of an accomplishment. Most… Read More Singing the Birthday Blues… and no, it’s not my birthday
At my old job, if a cockroach was spotted in the front office or hallway, I was the one who dealt with it. It wasn’t in my job description but beings how I didn’t run off screaming at the sight of them, it fell to me. I will now pause to discuss the two types… Read More All hail Lord Cockroach! (It’s only a matter of time.)
You may remember Worm from our post a couple weeks ago: a high school teacher with a reputation as a scavenger. I mentioned there was a shady incident involving him and the water cooler. Prepare yourself. Here it is in all its gory detail. Act 1 Scene: Break room of a suburban high school. Near… Read More The Secretary, the Worm, & the water cooler: A morality tale in three acts
Get this guys: when I was driving home from church the wind was blowing really hard and making the snow swirl and dance on top of the road. It looked a little hazy and super cool, like you were about to have a dream sequence. And if we’re really lucky, it’ll be the one where… Read More The Secretary and the Worm: A True Story in One Act
